You do you &+ I'll do me.
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(via princess---rachel)
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mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…
(via toocooltobehipster)
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y‘all ruining the word daddy. my kids gon have to call me bruh or some shit tbh lol
(via scoobyboos)
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person: steps on the back of my shoe
me, for a whole week:
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once i was so high that i heard a drum beat and for a good fifteen seconds i thought that the events of the movie jumanji were about to happen to me
(via sassyavengers)
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(via amazingmoustaches)
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what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it
i would do a split
every day we stray further from God’s grace…
(via convolu-tit)
